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PostSubject: d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls'   d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_minitimeMon Jun 07, 2010 4:56 pm

Now most of use has already been in a situation when a killer called your telephone and we don't know what to do ... well i will explain you in details what to do when the killer calls ...
Let us assume that 'Mr.X' called us on the telephone and said (you are alone in the house btw)

Mr.X : Listen to me ... i am an expert killer ... stay calm and listen to my instructions ... DO NOT call the police and everything will be fine ... i am watching you so do not try anything funny. You have something that its in particular interest to me ... it is a gem of purple color that costs millions ... hang it over after 17 min and 35 seconds at the window of your balcony ... i will be waiting for you with a mask ...


Now there are 2 situations responding to this ...
1)- When you really have that gem ... If you do have it than i would advise you to call some friends that are very near your home and say to them to come for organizing a party and help you ... the fact that you will meet that killer after 15 min means that he is 15 min away from you ... after calling the friends ( that should be there in 5 min ) in 7 min YOU MUST HAVE THE PARTY ready and call all other people ... than escape through the confusion with some other clothes, hair etc etc ... use the money from the gem to start a new life ...

2)- If you do not have the gem .. In this situation the killer either type your number wrong or he was given the wrong number ... Sit on the sofa for 2 min and stay VERY VERY silent ... try to hear any strange rumors around ya and if all you hear are the cars or the people outside than you know the path is clear ... DO NOT EVER EVER call the police or the FBI or anything else on the phone ... if the phone rings open it and if it is anybody but the killer than close it immediately ... After 2 min passed ... walk silently on the house and pick another phone one ( if you do not have any other u should have bought one ) ... Call a friend of yours on the phone and tell him to come over there in less than 5 min ... 7 in passed so you have 8 remaining ... In 2 min dress up ur friend so he may look like you ... You have an appointment in the balcony so take something hard and solid with you like a MACHINE GUN OR A SHOTGUN or a pistol and tell ur friend to go to the balcony ... Give him something that looks like a gem and when the killer is near to him ( you should be hiding behind something ) shoot him in the head ... DO NOT KILL HIM THO ( thats why if you have any weapon shot him in the leg or sth) than tie him up with some ropes ... the next day at 4 am take his ALIVE body to the lake and throw him there and if there is no lake near you put him in the sinking shower and leave him there untill he has no breath and dies ...

ATTENTION : if you do the thing with the shower his dead body take it where they burn the rubbish and throw him there ... The tut only works if the appointment is in an open place because if you shoot him inside the house you may break something and your parents can question you lots of things ... d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_elephantThe object musn't be a gem ... it can be anything of particular interest to the killer ... even water ... ( make sure that will liquid things to hold them in something solid )


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PostSubject: Re: d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls'   d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_minitimeMon Jun 07, 2010 5:44 pm

I have never been in a situation like that but I woudn't try to solve it myself

just try to take your selphone (casualy) and walk into some room or even the basement and call there (I dare him to keep an eye on me there) and just call the police or someting like that or call 112 (sos number) and just let tham take care of it.

no sence it doing someting myself and risking my own safty is there?

The very last thing I would do is bring a friend over since if anyting would happen to him cuz of me I woudn't be able to forgive myself.


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PostSubject: Re: d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls'   d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_minitimeMon Jun 07, 2010 5:51 pm

1.why the hell kill him just hand him over he miht have a reward on his head d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_biggrin
2.why in gods name would u have a shotgun or any gun in ur house?
3.killer call>me"pis off">he does it because some are just psychos pretending >.< lolz
4.if he not nice knowing u ^^ lol


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PostSubject: Re: d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls'   d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_minitimeMon Jun 07, 2010 5:53 pm

Hahaha xDD Lol, what kinda tut is this??? xDDD I've never been in this situation and I never will, if I was, I'd go to him and kick his ass Very Happy .... I know abit of karate.... I'm kinda strong.... I have loads of stuff that can hurt people Very Happy I'll just take one of those, hide it and kick his ass with it!! Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls'   d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_minitimeMon Jun 07, 2010 6:01 pm

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@najex
yea i'd like to see yac all the police, he escapes and comes in ur room when u are asleep kills you and than go to hell ...
@yusei if he is a real killer ur doomed man ... and it is not necessary hitting him with a shotgun ... just use ur lap top and if u take the money on his head ... ur parents take em and he evades from prison comes over ur house when ur asleep and kill ya and take ur money too
@DD ... well ddue i doubt you can take out a killer with ur 'karate' skills cuz if he sees ya he shots ya with a gun ...

This tut is very useful u all just find useless things to make ppl not like it ...
it works and no questions ...


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PostSubject: Re: d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls'   d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_minitimeMon Jun 07, 2010 7:36 pm

I don't know how it is with you but the police isn't stupid ye know xD

they will suround the house on a safe distanse w/o being noticed in a undercover car (just a car that doesn't make it abious in other words "normal") and when there is any action they will capture him


it realy is that easy

+ for DD comment

DD has home field adv so he can place traps/hide and hit/hit and run.
or even more fun xD
trow plunger or some other dangerous stuff over on his head and I dare him to be point a gun at me than Smile


also I don't have any friends that can reach me in less that 15 minutes
all my friends are atleast 20 minutes away at best

also where are you living again death-coder cuz there seems to be a lot of dangerous stuff there in comparesing to all the rest of the world =)


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PostSubject: Re: d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls'   d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_minitimeMon Jun 07, 2010 9:08 pm

well najex if ur freinds are at least 20 in away from ya than ur doomed ... i will pray for ya XD


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or you can take a car and drive out of the country, take a new name and start a new life xD

ok that is a bid to extream


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PostSubject: Re: d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls'   d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_minitimeMon Jun 07, 2010 10:33 pm

or we can always call chuck norris and ask for help Razz


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PostSubject: Re: d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls'   d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_minitimeMon Jun 07, 2010 10:42 pm

call chuck norris?

who do you think is the proffecional killer is?

oh wait if that is the case we could...

nah where screwed xD


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Hey, quick reflexes and strengh could take the gun of the killer and whoop his ass Very Happy ... It's a shame I only have strengh Razz But the chance of this happening to someone is 1 in about 100Million Razz


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I've got a nice idea for this situation
I could take my AK 47 n shoot anyone who comes near the house when the 15 mins have passed.......:-) oh w8 then i will become a mass murderer.......the question now is should i live or let other people die.....too difficult situation for me


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lol just let em die ...


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PostSubject: Re: d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls'   d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_minitimeTue Jun 08, 2010 5:09 pm

or when he call you you can do this

MrX: Mr.X : Listen to me ... i am an expert kille... (try not let him finich his last word)
you: FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME I AM NOT LENDING YOU ANOTHER 10 dollar/euro/yenn...
*hang up the phone*
if he cals back don't pick up the phone anymore for the next 20 minutes.

this shoud give ye planny of time to think of a counter stratigy Smile


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lolz how baut this killer calls tell him to f off and wel he angrey wait for him with a gun and kill him easy done and not that complicated


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am I the only one who does nog have a gun in his house xD


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indeed ... yes u are


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yep i got n60 (well i think that wat it is lolz) pistol


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Heres what you do when a killer calls....

First u get naked and put your shower curtain on you, then you put lots of lipstick on and pouder on your face, then you get chocalate and rub it on your toes... Afther you do that when he arvies at your house you start screaming ''ima crazy mothafu*** '' watch him leave saying ''this dude is a physco''.

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lolzzz gud one law. the best solution so far


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lol he wont wont leave saying 'this dude is a psycho' ... he will kill ya cuz u seen him ... and bye bye law ...


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I'm pretty sure if this really happened to you DC, you'd just be shit scared and do as he says or the call the Police.
As Najex said, Police aren't that stupid.


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i dont believe someone do it Razz anyway  who are u excatly death coder u look like a FBI agent Razz


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i dont believe someone do it d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_razz anyway who are u excatly death coder u look like a FBI agent d-c's advanced guide to 'when a killers calls' Icon_razz

if he is im james bond lol Razz
if he was a fbi aent he wudnt tell us these tips because they wont work lol


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or we can always call chuck norris and ask for help

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